well.. not a rant really.. but just a gripe. We don't have Cable T.V. here @ the Casa.. so both me and the dood often times will look @ the various news channels on line.

I was hoping to find something there from the broadcast about Noah's Dad missing - ( both channels 2 and 9 have aired segments.. and he says channel 4 is on it's way) which he still is - it's now been well over 24 hours. I was hoping to find something though from them so I could pass it along with the other info.

Instead all I get is goddamn fucking CRAP about goddamn fucking CELEBS. Seriously. You Mother Fuckers.


In anycase.. dirtnap13 has created a MISSING PERSON PDF for his Dad. here is the latest info news from Noah.

also the LA DAILY NEWS is now reporting it.. (age needs to be corrected to 69 though)

the best help if you can - print out the PDF - and if you are anywhere in the VALLEY/HOLLYWOOD area.. if you can pass 'em out or get them put up somewhere please do.

MISSING PERSON REPORT!

Noah, dirtnap13's Dad is missing. Many of you have met him @ Bats..

any help.. or any idea's.. anyone who has dealt with missing persons..


thanks.

LAND LINE!?!??!?!??!?!?!?! WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?! no I do not! all my land line ever got me was Hobo's pressing the buttons and asking for money! so FUCK THAT SHIT!


and.. yeah.. I know.. just having a cell phone basically fucks you for an apocalypse! well... les' just say I got my self covered.. and i ain't go NO NEED FOR NO CELL PHONE come a ZOMBIE OUT BREAK!


dicks.

to all of my Mama's and all of my Mama's who have furry & scale-y kids!!!



I made cupcakes late last night.. but kinda sorta had cupcake fail.. in that I didn't use the tasty moist recipe I used last time.. I thought.. fuck it I'll try this one.. it sez it's award winning.. well if that award is for DENSE AND DRY! jeebus. I followed it correctly... so BALLS on that one. I'll use the Guinness one again next time!

Young Abdel Mahdi (Shahmay) was only 18 years old,
He was the youngest of nine children, never spent a night away from home.
And his mother held his photograph, opening the New York Times
To see the killing has intensified along the road to peace

There was a tall, thin boy with a whispy moustache disguised as an orthodox Jew
On a crowded bus in Jerusalem, some had survived World War Two
And the thunderous explosion blew out windows 200 yards away
With more retribution and seventeen dead along the road to peace

Now at King George Ave and Jaffa Road passengers boarded bus 14a
In the aisle next to the driver Abdel Mahdi (Shahmay)
And the last thing that he said on earth is "God is great and God is good"
And he blew them all to kingdom come upon the road to peace

Now in response to this another kiss of death was visited upon
Yasser Taha, Israel says is an Hamas senior militant
And Israel sent four choppers in, flames engulfed, tears wide open
And it killed his wife and his three year old child leaving only blackened skeletons

It's found his toddlers bottle and a pair of small shoes and they waved them in front of the cameras
But Israel says they did not know that his wife and child were in the car
There are roadblocks everywhere and only suffering on TV
Neither side will ever give up their smallest right along the road to peace

Israel launched it's latest campaign against Hamas on Tuesday
Two days later Hamas shot back and killed five Israeli soldiers
So thousands dead and wounded on both sides most of them middle eastern civilians
They fill the children full of hate to fight an old man's war and die upon the road to peace

"And this is our land we will fight with all our force" say the Palastinians and the Jews
Each side will cut off the hand of anyone who tries to stop the resistance
If the right eye offends thee then you must pluck it out
And Mahmoud Abbas said Sharon had been lost out along the road to peace

Once Kissinger said "we have no friends, America only has interests"
Now our president wants to be seen as a hero and he's hungry for re-election
But Bush is reluctant to risk his future in the fear of his political failures
So he plays chess at his desk and poses for the press 10,000 miles from the road to peace

In the video that they found at the home of Abdel Mahdi (Shahmay)
He held a Kalashnikov rifle and he spoke with a voice like a boy
He was an excellent student, he studied so hard, it was as if he had a future
He told his mother that he had a test that day out along the road to peace

The fundamentalist killing on both sides is standing in the path of peace
But tell me why are we arming the Israeli army with guns and tanks and bullets?
And if God is great and God is good why can't he change the hearts of men?
Well maybe God himself is lost and needs help
Maybe God himself he needs all of our help
Maybe God himself is lost and needs help
He's out upon the road to peace

Well maybe God himself is lost and needs help
Maybe God himself he needs all of our help
And he's lost upon the road to peace
And he's lost upon the road to peace
Out upon the road to peace.

-Tom Waits, Road To Peace

alcohol.



and sushi.

April 10
Steven Mother Fucking Seagal!!
Max Von Sydow!!
Omar Sharif!!
Brian Setzer!



and.. um... Mandy Moore.

I'm going to bed.


At this time California.. I am greatly upset with you. How dare you place limits on Human Beings.
How dare you judge - and more importantly.. how dare you BELIEVE in LIES and INSTIGATE HATE.

I hope your children will forgive you. - because I won't

I want to have faith in you..

I hope I wake up in the morning to find a new leaf turned.

About Prop 8 & prop 4.


please California.. for the fucking love of whomever you worship.. PLEASE... HAVE VOTED NO.

holy shit... and thank fucking god.

Is a fucking pile of shit. WE shouldn't even have to be VOTING on this.. There are a million and one things I can think of.. that the money drummed up to support this bitch.. could be better used for.

I can pretty much say, that 100% of my Flist is voting NO. ALL of California needs to vote NO.

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ON 8! GODDAMN IT!

oh HELL! I am queen of one hit wonders!

1. back to black - by old gray mare 2/16/08
2. Loose Stool - by Hemo - Goblin
3. Pickle chips - by Lazy Teens on Dope   2/20/08
4. Puke it up Pigface - by Harry Pothead    2/20/08
5. SPYGLASS - by Swirly Chocolate Milk   2/20/08
6. I HATE YOU ALL - by DIE EASTER BUNNY DIE
7. Stick It! - By Lucky Bambino
8. WILL HE SAY YES? - by No No No!  2/29/08 LEAP DAY!
9. I'M TRIPPIN' BALLS - By Groucho Marx Moush  2/29/08 LEAP DAY! I asked my Husband to marry me on this day!
10. In the Ghetto - by GHETTO VAN GOGH
11. gotta pee - by Slow Down Brown
12. SEX ME UP! - by the blown up sex dolls
13. To Old for this Shit - by Granny Smith Apple Panties
14. Liquid Lunch - by Harpsichord DJ
15. Seabiscut FTW! - by goddamn-sons-of-bitches -stole-my-teeth   3/15/08
16. poop-a-doop-doopy - by EX-LAX SMOOTH  3/15/08
17. Punch Drunk - by Cunts & Cocks  3/17/08
18. I like Porn - by It Puts The Lotion On.  3/17/08
19. Kick It! - by The Furry Little Fucks!
20. Sucking the Marrow - by RE: vamped
21. FLEET ENEMA ENEMY! - by Miss Poopy Brownstain
22. Fuck a doodle doo! - by Pinto Beans
23. All outta beer - all outta love - by Country Twang   3/23/08 EASTER and bad_candy_ben 's bday
24. don't be a douche - by SNORTLES Mc MARBLES  3/23/08 hexed 's new name
25. SPEAK ITALIAN BITCH - by CUM SHEETS  3/23/08
26. Succulant leg of hate - by Puddin Pops of Pain
27. punching nuns - by fist cock balls
28. Tuna Skillet - by UFO wedding crashers  1/01/08
29. fleecing the Sheep - by Wool Deep Pockets  1/01/08
30. BUZZ! - by DING FRYS ARE DONE
31. penny pincher - by Lobster Rolls  4/04/08
     

"Brown Liquor would be her undoing"

or.. wait..

"Brown Liqour. Her ruin, thusly caused."

yeah, I like that one a hella lot better!!!


thats all i got to say.

jesus.. looking at these USA girls.. half of them look like BITCHES! snooty ones. I'm sure.. mebe they aren't, but still..!

and then can the China team NOT get any cuter? I'm glad they won the gold. They really deserved it.

..FUCKTITS!..

I think you all know why..

ok peeps.... I NEED EMAIL ADDRESSES!!! for an evite for the 8th! (saving the world from paper invites! HA! cheeep cheeep & lazy/ghetto & to late!)

this is screened so ain't no one gonna see yer private email coconut.titty.bang.bang @ pinktaco dot com!

if I could get that as an email I'd wet my pants!

I can't believe no one has mentioned this yet...




it's the cover of the New Yorker magazine. this blog has a good story on it.

Good luck on finding it. We got about 20 copies in @ my work and sold them all the first day. We had a lady who wanted all of them, but someone, a supervisor, hid them from her. She'd bought out all of the ones @ the other Long Beach store and they called to warn us that there was a very pissed off woman who wants to buy all of them. I guess @ my store, they only put one on hold for her.. making her even more pissed off because she claimed someone said we had 40 copies. She was buying them because.. from what she told the cashier. "I am so angry with this. It's horrible. - I'm going to destroy them all"

yeah... crazy.

I knew it People are SO GODDAMN FUCKING GREEDY. I think this is what pisses me off about people.. more that anything in all the world. People who prey on frenzy, and in the news/spotlight HOT NOW bullshit.


oh, and also hot is the fucking ITALIAN VOGUE. July Issue. Why? It's THE BLACK ISSUE. Meaning it's focusing on BLACK MODELS.

yeah, we only got in 4 copies of that. One sold to an employee.. the other 3 to one woman. Making EVERYONE else that wanted it pissed off as well.

I hate people.